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aureat:

shout out to the people who upload tv shows to the internet god bless you

(via communistbakery)

— 2 days ago with 20933 notes

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

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my milkshakes are safe
for now

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my milkshakes

(Source: clannyphantom, via ilykcheesesohard)

— 2 days ago with 397047 notes

rneerkat:

people who say “stahp” should take their own advice

(Source: rneerkat, via communistbakery)

— 2 days ago with 105933 notes

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

real hacker:So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker:*types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker:But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker:I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker:What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker:Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker:I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker:*types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
— 2 days ago with 72024 notes

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

(via sniffing)

— 2 days ago with 294592 notes

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

(submitted by anonymous)

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— 2 days ago with 64340 notes